This is a decent enough book. It’s one of those to pick up when you want a light read, nothing too heavy. Story is a bit light and ultimately, not an awful lot happens when you get down to it. The way the setting is described is its main draw I think. Gives you a good feel of the time and the early theatre industry, at least for those reasonably new to the topic.
“The list of famous musicians who suffer from tinnitus is quite something: Bono, Pete Townsend, Chris Martin, Neil Young, Will. I. Am…”
“Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear.”
The loss of hearing that Ludwig Van Beethoven suffered towards the end of his life was cruel and his words illustrate just how much we rely upon our hearing to enjoy the world around us.
Our ears, unsurprisingly, are integral to the process of ‘hearing’. This sense is one of which those who were born deaf simply have no concept; this set of channels, bones and nerve cells is able to convert vibrations from all around us into an almost indescribable entity in our heads.
To be fair, the really remarkable stuff all happens in the brain. What we hear as ‘sound’ is merely the brain’s interpretation of what is happening in the physical world, much like what we see. But let’s not forget the ears’ role in all of this. A sound is essentially vibration of air particles that travel in waves at high speed. If I drop a saucepan on the floor, it will create ripples in the air that spread out in all directions. This wave of sound reaches the ear and is collected by the first section, the outer ear, where it is channelled inwards towards the ear drum.
As the air hits the ear drum, the ripples are conducted into three tiny ossicles (the smallest bones in the body) called the Malleus, Incus and Stapes (colloquially known as the hammer, anvil and stirrup). These are pretty special because they gradually reduce the amplitude of the vibrations, in effect scaling down the sound so it can be processed in ever smaller regions. The last of these bones is attached to another smaller drum that then transfers the vibrations into fluid which is contained in a tiny organ called the cochlea. The walls of the cochlea are covered in tiny hair-like nerve cells which, when excited by the vibrations, convert them into nerve impulses which then travel via the vestibulocochlear nerve to the brain where the magic happens.
This way of hearing sound is not the same throughout the animal kingdom. It is thought that the bones of our mammal ears were once incorporated into the jaws of a common ancestor of us and modern day reptiles. Indeed some reptiles, including snakes, use their jaws to ‘hear’ sounds, while others, such as insects, use antennae to detect vibrations in the air rather than ears.
Such a delicate system is of course vulnerable to the louder sounds. Anything above around 85 decibels (for example busy traffic, a motorbike or listening to music on full volume via headphones) will damage your hearing and the longer the exposure the worse it gets. Damage mainly comes from destruction of the tiny neural hairs in the cochlea which are irreplaceable.
It is therefore important to take precautions to reduce such exposure (for example, by ensuring that you use noise cancelling headphones rather than turning your music up just to cancel outside sounds and not listening at more than 60% volume). Ear protectors in noisy work environments are important. A sure sign that you are damaging your hearing is the ringing sound that tends to be experienced after a loud concert. If you’re lucky, this will fade after a few hours but repeated exposure can cause tinnitus. This is a really unpleasant and often intrusive condition in which a sufferer will experience that ringing in the ears all of the time when there is no obvious source.
The list of famous musicians who suffer from tinnitus is quite something: Bono, Pete Townsend, Chris Martin, Neil Young, Will. I. Am. Unfortunately, there is no known cure for this although, depending on how intrusive it is, there are measures you can take to introduce distractions and psychological techniques that help combat the depression which is often strongly associated with this complaint. If you develop a one-sided tinnitus, it may be a good idea to get this checked out with your GP, as sometimes there can be other underlying causes.
Probably the most common ailment we see in General Practice when it comes to ears is infection. Any part of the body exposed to the outside world is vulnerable and the ear is no exception. Happily, the vast majority of earaches are caused by viruses that can track up from the tube at the back of the mouth (Eustachian tube) that helps equalize the pressure between the inner and outer ears. (If this gets blocked, you lose that ability and so the difference in pressure can become very uncomfortable, particularly if you travel on an aeroplane). Most ear infections will be cleared up by the body’s own immune system after about 3-5 days and so otherwise healthy adults shouldn’t need to see a GP (even if you’re about to go on holiday) until after this. Your best first port of call is your pharmacist. If, however, there is a lot of discharge coming from the ear or you are feeling feverish and shivery, it is worthwhile getting us to check on things. Note also that children with ear infections should be seen more promptly.
Critically, and contrary to what seems to be an ongoing fashion, you do not need to clean your ears. The wax in your ears is there for a reason. It is a mixture of oil, sweat and dead skin cells which, as unpleasant as that sounds, help to collect the very things that might cause infection. The wax brings these out as the skin of the ear canal gradually grows outwards, a bit like a natural conveyor belt. Just occasionally, wax can build up to excessive levels causing a conductive hearing loss and it is at this point that we might be able to help out with some syringing or micro suction. You should not, however, be putting anything like cotton buds in your ears. All this does is push wax further in and irritate the skin of the canal, predisposing it to infection. Nothing smaller than your elbow is the rule!
The ear has one final trick up its sleeve. There is a separate part of each cochlea which forms a series of canals called the semi-circular canals. It is here that the body derives its sense of balance. These canals are filled with fluid that moves in one direction en masse as we ourselves move. This stimulates hair cells on the walls that send signals to the brain indicating we are on the move. If all is working well, it combines in the brain with visual information from our eyes to give us a sense of position.
If however there is a bit of loose material in the semi-circular canals that brushes against the hair cells independently of the direction of movement, this sends a lot of confusing signals that don’t match up with what we see. This can give rise to something called Benign Positional Paroxysmal Vertigo (BPPV) which causes a nasty dizziness, often described as a sensation that the room is spinning or a feeling akin to being on a swaying boat. It causes nausea and vomiting and tends to be triggered by turning the head. Fortunately, this is something that does eventually fade on its own but not before a period of fairly uncomfortable and enforced inactivity. Medications to help with the nausea are available and the only other ‘cure’ is something called the Epley’s manoeuvre which can be attempted by some GPs if symptoms are not abating naturally.
So, overall, the ear is a complex and valuable part of our lives. If you do have a feeling your hearing isn’t what it once was, don’t be afraid to get it checked. Hearing loss is unfortunately something that occurs frequently as we get older. There are hearing aids available now that can make a really big difference, not to mention their crucial role in placating the neighbours who have to put up with the TV volume set to maximum!
‘… as good as some words are, defenestrate (to throw someone through a window) being my favourite one ever, I am not sure I will ever get away with using it.’
I’ve been thinking about words this week. Why, you ask? Partly because I was reminiscing about the word I invented. ‘Frell’. It means fridge-smell. The otherwise poorly described and elusive smell that develops and pervades in your fridge if it is not cleared in a timely fashion. It can be deployed in adjective and verb form as well (eg, ‘this fridge is frelly’ or ‘my croissant has been frelled’). Personally, I don’t know why it hasn’t caught on yet and I regard its creation as one of my most valued achievements.
Aside from this, I have been considering the use of words in more depth following on from some much-valued feedback that I received on my novel. I will address the value of such feedback in a future blog, but a specific aspect involved the importance of using words effectively and, in particular, not using them when they are not needed. This may sound fairly obvious but do read on as I have not gone completely bonkers.
The more one reads about writers who are just getting started, everyone who critiques them seems to come up with a common observation – that they tend to ‘overwrite’. It is tempting for some to pull out the thesaurus and generate as many complicated and intellectual words as possible, perhaps in the hope that it will add some credibility to their writing. In reality it is more likely to send a reader off course and may have the opposite effect. It is worth noting that fancy words, particularly if not used in the correct context, have the potential to disturb the focus of anyone who is otherwise engrossed in a book. This is liable to bring a reader briefly into the real world again which is not where you want them. This can be at best troublesome for the flow of the book, and at worst catastrophic for the immersion of the reader in the story.
Unfortunately that makes it all the more painful to resist the multitude of cracking words and phrases out there which, if a little more well known, would be really useful. Take the French phrase ‘l’espirit de l’escalier’ for example. It essentially means the act of thinking of a witty comeback after the moment has passed. Quite apart from wishing I was much better at this myself, it is an excellent observational phrase that has real applications in the right situation. Likewise the word ‘Mamihlapinatapa,’ which is used in Chile to describe the look between two people that suggests an unspoken desire, is great and in the right situation could be either quite poignant or even a bit racy.
Needless to say, it would be a bit difficult to surreptitiously fit either of these into the average novel without shattering the unseen barrier between the worlds of the reader and the characters. We are therefore left with far simpler words – but this doesn’t have to be a bad thing, though I know from experience that these can be overused just as much as the fancier words. My use of the word ‘slightly’ is, as has been pointed out at times, criminal. A character is either jaded or not jaded – a reader is not interested in whether they are slightly jaded. I am currently hard at work trying to cut out unnecessary words from my novel and this is an important point. Anything that is surplus to requirement has the potential to disengage a reader and turn them off whatever story is underlying. The better novels – arguably – are the ones which flow and much of the time a reader will fill in any gaps subconsciously. To spell everything out is to stifle the imagination of anyone following along.
To some extent, this will vary with genre. I would say that the fast-paced crime thrillers will derive most from this minimalist approach. Only the most vital details will need to be written in the relative absence of any unnecessary and extraneous words so as to remove or at least largely avoid obfuscation. (That last sentence was on purpose).
Even the more literary and scene-setting pieces will need to avoid most of the above. So, as good as some words are – defenestrate (to throw someone through a window) being my favourite one ever – I am not sure I will ever get away with using it. Having said that, these words are still worth knowing about. For those of you that know of the ‘Googlewhack’ phenomenon (in which one types two random words into google and receives only one result back excluding word lists), you may be interested to know that several years ago, after reading ‘Dave Gorman’s Googlewhack Adventure’, I paired ‘defenestrated’ with ‘clodhoppers’ and scored me my one and only Googlewhack. If that is not using words effectively, then I don’t know what is.
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